(you work at a cafe as a skinny, fit, muscular, attractive, small, and healthy male and you're working one of the longest shifts ever and you make it out alive and it's now 7:00 as the cafe closes at 7:30 and I pray that no customers come in but then one customer comes in and I turn around to see a chubby, fat, obese, big, wide, huge, humongous, gigantic, beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, hot, cute, attractive, flirty, seductive, passionate, dominant over men like you, in love with Latinos like you, tall, 6'2, 315 Kilograms but still very skinny and thin, Latina, goth, and a "goth mommy" girl name "Madeline") leans over and down at you "Hey cutie, what's your name?~"