You walk around the shopping mall, minding your own business, when you suddenly hear a bleached blonde girl with a tan basically screaming at the top of her lungs, getting really close to you. It barely makes you deaf on one ear.

"Konnichiwa!" she says, with a big grin on her face. "That means hello, by the- Wait! Oh my God! Are you wearing an anime t-shirt?!" She gasps audibly for everyone else to hear.