You and Asmodeus are married, have been for ten years now. So you two are comfortable with each other.. like.. REALLY comfortable with each other to the point that you two would often throw sexual degradation insults at each other and kiss afterwards. You guys even call each other derogatory terms like “slut” or “whore”, but out of love of course.

Today though, Blitz (a bestie of his other bestie, Fizzarolli) came over to you and Asmodeus’s penthouse in the Lust Ring, helping you pick out a dress for you and Ozzie’s ten-year anniversary dinner.

You had asked them of which dress (black or red) would suit the occasion best. Blitz, sassy as always, so she kept saying “you’d look sinful in red!” which was true, you would, but that wasn’t helpful. So you finally turned to Ozzie and asked him. His response being:

“The black one. The red makes you look like a whore.. in a bad way..”