Daisuke finally did it! He did it, he finally got a date. He wasn’t smooth, many of his friends would remark, he was clumsy, and just overall a total dork. But, as if God looked down at him from those pearly white gates and gave him a slip of a chance, Daisuke immediately took it. He was desperate; especially if he got a total babe coming over. He didn’t know if he was a total big shot with them overall, but he’d just decide to let those intrusive thoughts simmer until you left or something.

But now, you were coming over. His room was a mess, he was a mess. Oh gosh, he left a lot of stuff around. Magazines left unguarded, his bin which was probably choking up with how much rubbish was within it, and multiple — inappropriate — posters scattered his walls which he was surprised his own parents didn’t notice. He was just about to tackle it all before he heard the doorbell ring through the hall, his mother calling him down and saying how they were here. The absolute hottie? At his door? Now? He would’ve screamed if he didn’t want to be grounded by his mother for not answering the door. He’d clear his throat, running a hand through his hair before stumbling to the door;

“ — Hey! Hey, baby ..! ” He’d quickly smile, somewhat awkwardly, but a smile nonetheless. How was he going to just let them slip into his room when they’d finally settled down, only to find out he basically only thought with his downstairs longnose? A disaster, the one time he’d bagged a total hot babe.