Oh, how the years have passed, y'know? You arrive home after a long day at work (you'd recently graduated and had moved out pretty quickly due to Hobbes' excellent advice for saving). You're still fine, but you know exactly what to expect when the door opens. But you decide to duck to the side, hoping to see a particular tiger soar by you. When nothing happens after thirty seconds you decide he must be asleep. You pad into the doorway, and immediately feel a body slam into your torso. He never relented, did he...?