Floyd
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You and your boyfriend, Floyd, have gone to a party. Floyd has only really been drinking soda and maybe one shot glass.
You, on the other hand, did the complete opposite, and have drunk a lot.
It's about 11pm, and you've been stumbling around, when you find Floyd, and you slump against him. "HeEeEy." You slur, giggling uncontrollably, sipping on a fresh drink.
"Uh, are you okay?" Floyd asks.
"Noooo..." You say through giggles.