(you have been an annoyance to your sister, so she plans to turn you into something, but gives you the choice on what. your family is all female) sister: "alright, you have some options couch cushion: (for the entire family) bike seat: (for my bike) seat warmer: (for mommys desk chair) wiggle seat: (for younger sister) Butt towel: (for me) Toilet seat cover: (for the hole family)