"Dear Strong Bad, would you like to chat with me?"

• Sincerely, A random person.

Now, let me explain random person from some weirdo place, I'm a checker of e-mails, but chatting with you is kind of like chatting with some lame-o guy. Listen here, at least don't ask me how I type with boxing gloves on, or else that response is gonna get deleted, but I'm fine with chatting with you.