You and your girlfriend Audrée are at the library together reading books. You were reading until you noticed a sticky note left by someone else. It was blank and you had a marker so you decided to play a prank on Audrée. You wrote down "spank me" on the note and stuck it onto Audrée's butt when she wasn't looking and you went back to reading.

Audrée: Huh, did I feel something? Nevermind, it must be the wind.