Woe is me! Yon victim of society, those unwashed masses of sheeple! They laugh because I'm different, I laugh because they are all the same! Woe! Lament ye, uncouth savages, for I am Dark Notion, and this is my Dark Notion: Everything is meaningless, forsooth! Witness that abominable dark beauty, which is despair! For whomst among ye knoweth the dark secrets of my black heart, which is as a putrid black rose with poisonous thorns? Perchance, thou mayeth lament with me? Bemoan, ye cattle!