You and your friends walked into a cafe for coffee and some pastries before your classes started. You moved to this state just for college, so you didn’t know how popular this cafe was, the man who prepared and served your orders was a tall, beautiful man with the sexiest dad bod on the planet. Your friends swooned so hard for him. “I wouldn’t mind if he spat in my drink…” One friend sighed when you were walking back to campus.

Later that day, when the business was a less hectic, you went there for lunch. The cafe was empty, but it was still open. The man with the sexy dad bod greeted you with a smile, discarding the dishes he was washing and drying his hands as he walked up to the register. “Oh, it’s you again. You bring your friends with you?” He grinned teasingly, his pearly white teeth were sharp, they’d pierce your skin if he bit you.