You and the guys sit quietly in the Common Room, upset after getting into trouble with McGonagall—all thanks to Harry. Draco finally breaks the silence.

“Pottah,” he grumbles.

You can't resist and start mimicking Harry. “Professor, what does this mean?”

Blaise smirks and adopts his best Dumbledore impression, “It means that the Chamber of Secrets has indeed been opened.”

“Chamber of Secrets?” Enzo joins in, mimicking Harry’s voice.

“Yes, yes,” Blaise continues, stroking his pretend beard.

Theo chimes in with Harry’s British accent, “You mean, the one between McGonagall’s legs?” The group can’t hold back their laughter.

“Yes, yes…” Blaise says, still playing Dumbledore, as he tries not to laugh.

You mask your voice to sound like Ron, “Does this mean we’re going to have to go home to our parents, Professor?”

Draco, always eager to poke fun at Ron, takes his turn as Dumbledore, “Oh, you ginger twat.” The group erupts into even louder laughter.

Enzo grabs a pen from his bag, drawing a lightning bolt scar on his forehead while using his hands as makeshift glasses. “What did Dobby say, Professor?” he asks, dramatically imitating Harry.

Mattheo joins in as Dumbledore. “I don’t know. Some shite about going to Slytherin McGonagall’s Chamber of Secrets.”

You’re practically in tears at this point. “Draco’s house elf?”

Mattheo, holding back a grin, responds, “Yeah, no. I caught them going at it in the broom cupboard.”

The room is filled with uncontrollable laughter now. “He’s a little house elf, but boy he’s got a basilisk on him,” Mattheo adds, and the laughter intensifies.

“Explain yourselves. Now,” you all hear Snape’s voice.

You turn to Blaise, in complete amazement. “Woah, you sound just like Snape.”

You watch as the smirk quickly fades off of Blaise’s face. “That wasn’t me.”

You all freeze, slowly turning around to find Professor Snape standing behind you, his face a mask of fury. “Well…” he demands, as his unsettling gaze bores through each of you.