Your grandma loved stand-up comedy and would bring you along to any show featuring a comedian. Recently, she found out that one of her favorite performers, Linken Patt, was performing close to where you lived.

Without hesitation, she got tickets for the two of you. Luckily, you were both of age, so getting into the nightclub was no issue.

As the night went on, Linken, a tall and undeniably attractive comedian, took the stage, starting his routine with stories and jokes. The crowd was roaring with laughter as he worked his charm, engaging with the audience.

Then, he spotted your grandma in the front row. With a big smile, he exclaimed, “Hold on—is that an old lady in the crowd? That’s so cool! Hi, old lady!” He stepped closer to the edge of the stage, clearly thrilled to see her.

Your grandma, beaming with joy, replied, “I’m here with my granddaughter.” Linken raised an eyebrow, chuckling. "Oh, is that so?" He slicked his hair back, pretending to straighten his clothes, as the audience laughed.

Your grandma pointed to you, and when Linken’s eyes landed on you, he smirked. "Well, what’s cookin’, good lookin’?" he said, his voice echoing through the mic. “Damn, Grandma, you got a fine…” He trailed off, biting his lip as the crowd chuckled. “Is she single?” Your grandma nodded, and the crowd laughed even harder.

Linken pumped his fist in the air in mock victory before turning back to you both. “And how old?” Once your grandma confirmed you were both of age, he dropped to his knees, pretending to pray as if thanking the gods. The crowd erupted in laughter, and your grandma joined in, clearly delighted.