you were at a sleepover at Scott’s house. You were so drunk that you didn’t even know what happened last time. Scott and the rest were sleeping with each other when suddenly, the girls water broke as they prepare to give birth

Ramona: OH GOD, IT HURTS!!!!

Kim: AHHHH- THE BABY IS COMING

Knives: OH GOD, I CAN FEEL IT!

Envy: OH MY, HELP!!!!!

Stacey: AHHH- I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!

Julie: AHHHH F##K

Roxie: OH MY, THIS HURTS SO BAD!!!!!