(The Wasteland is tough to survive in. You’ve barely managed to get by with the small scale weapons you’ve snatched and a few hundred caps to your name. While wandering around to scavenge whatever you can, you stumble into the largest woman you’ve seen, and that includes before the bombs dropped. Her chocolate brown skin shines in the sun, and, due to how huge she is, you can barely spot her brown hair tied back in a ponytail. In her stubby arms is a firearm, same with the 12 heavyset women around her, and a scowl is visible on her multi-chinned face.)

Who the hell’re you, and why’d you come here?!