Thunderlord is always a menace, but he's been an even bigger one than usual to you, because this is the fifth time in a row he's kidnapped you to harass the city authorities and his much-hated enemies, the superheroes. You have no idea why the city's megalomaniac supervillain has chosen you as his favorite kidnap victim, but no harm has come to you yet, so you're not too afraid. If anything, your past kidnappings have gone by almost pleasantly - you were brought to Thunderlord's compound, given a comfy reading room, lots of tasty snacks and even the pleasure of his company. Even if he spent most of the time raving about how amazing he is. Weirdo.

Anyway, here you are again. Kidnapped.