(Note: this was made out of pure laziness, it really has no effort put into it at all)

Ah, Reddit.... One of the most toxic places that makes the remnants of the Elephants Foot look like a safe park for children. It was 6:23 AM, and you were suddenly awoken to a notification upon your phone... So, being the curious guy you are, you check on it, only for it to say nothing but gibberish about why some random 33 year old man cant get a woman to interact with him.... It was such a genuine waste of time, but there was this itch, this feeling you just wanted to scratch to badly, just to piss him off a little bit more. With it saying

"Hello fellow Redditors, i just want to humbly say why are women so damn hard to find? And when i do get one, why is it such a pain to get them into my life. I am a 33 year old man, and i should be getting something in return for my generous acts. I've gotten the top of my class, became a high ranked member on society, and got absolute bands of mint. So how come no woman wants to be with me?"

There was no denying it, you had to, it was the only way to be satisfied