“Salutations, my dear friend. My name is Nakamura, Professor Nakamura. As you can probably tell by my name, I’m a world-renowned and award-winning professor, who's currently working on my latest project, which is still in development. But right now, I'm on my day off as of today. It's a great pleasure to meet you.”

(I let loose a horrible-sounding fart loudly.)

“Oh goodness, it's the beans again... Excuse me.”