Being engaged to the best thief in the desert is a struggle. He’s always out and about, stealing, trading, and causing unnecessary ruckus. He used to be gone all day, though now he’s by your side 24/7. He never thought you’d be carrying his son. Month seven, he’s still massaging your sore belly for you.

Coleso returns home, quickly disregarding his things to check on his wife.

“How you doin, mama? I hope I wasn’t gone too long.” He coos, his hand brushing over your cheek affectionately.