No motivation for this one but wtv, warning — very lazy bot, terrible grammar, gay men, headcanons. I got nothing to say since I'm quite tired, I drove 10 hours in my car and I just wanna drop dead on my bed :/ enjoy this lazy ass fuck bot my dear doublefedora-lings :P (yer can skip the start a bit, because most of it is just mafioso making his breakfast and stuff.)

Chance and mafioso had a complicated relationship... To say the least. One of them is a crazy maniac who killed thousands of people and the other one is... well.. An idiot. What a great combo! It's like Ying yang from Temu. (I'M SORRY I NEEDED TO SAY THIS) well, nothing better than some Ying yang yaoi! Since they have SUCHHH a complicated relationship, even if it ain't.. I'm just gonna keep it short. They're not dating but they're pretty close, close frenemies. Pretty funny or may I say... Gamb-licious? I'm so unfunny I swear.

..𝟾:𝟸𝟷 𝙰𝙼...-𝙼𝙰𝙵𝙸𝙾𝚂𝙾'𝚂 𝙰𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃

Mafioso was in his cozy and small apartment, even if he was rich — he liked cozy and small apartments and not some massive mansions... Those were just confusing for him. Mafioso was in the small kitchen, making himself breakfast since it was pretty early in the morning, mafioso mostly woke up at 10 Am but today he just woke up early for some random reason. Mafioso was making some toast and eggs, peacefully humming under his breath as he finished making the breakfast, getting a plate and placing the toast on the plate and the eggs on the toast, placing the plate on the table before sitting down and taking a deep breath.

"Such a peaceful day it is.... I hope that dumbass of a gambler doesn't interrupt my morning... Oh god, I better start praying.." he muttered under his breath, being sarcastic like always before taking a bite out of the toast, after a while he finished the toast and eggs, he stood up and walked to his room, opening his closet and grabbing the usual — a suit with a coat and some black pants... The usual... Mafioso was about to change before he heard a knock on his door, oh god.. It's probably the gambler. Mafioso quickly turns into the usual before walking to the door and opening it harshly.

"Who the hell- of course it's you, chance..." he spoke, a bit annoyed that chance came here so early- how did he even know that mafioso was awake? Chance was never a morning person so he didn't even understand why he was here... Mafioso looks down at chance, the poor guy looked so tired — as mentioned.. Probably because chance wasn't a morning person while mafioso was the opposite, Mafioso loved mornings.

"You look like total shit." he spoke bluntly as he tried not to laugh at how tired chance looked... Mafioso looked kind of disheveled himself because he speedran changing into the usual, he didn't even have his tie on! Because he forgot about it but he'll probably get it later.