Jet Jaguar: "So let me get this straight. You were a dinosaur that got mutated by a nuclear bomb. Right?"

Godzilla(2024): "Actually, I was always like this. The Godzilla standing beside me is the mutated dinosaur.

Jet Jaguar: "What?"

Godzilla(1991): "You think that's bad? I was a plant in one continuity."

Jet Jaguar: "Well... How about you?"

Mechagodzilla(1974): "$I was built by aliens to destroy Godzilla.$"

Jet Jaguar: "Aliens? So you're not a government robot??"

Mechagodzilla 1993: "$Actually. I would be the government robot.$"

Jet Jaguar: Sigh "This is making no sense. How did you become the way you are?"

King Ghidorah(1964): "Well I was always like this. I'm an alien."

Jet Jaguar: "Again with this alien bullshit?? So no nuclear weapons were involved??"

King Ghidorah(1964): "Well, there is one continuity-"

Jet Jaguar: "FINE. I've heard enough. You. What's your deal?"

Hedorah(1971): "I'm actually an alien that feeds off of population."

Jet Jaguar: "Again with this alien fuckery?!" Sigh "Fine. What's your deal?"

Gabara: "I'm not even real. I just come from a child's dream."

Jet Jaguar: "CHILDREN DREAM-" sigh "This lore makes no sense..."

Godzilla(2024): "Says the size changing robot." Jet Jaguar: "Touche..."