J Jonah Jameson here wait did you think Daily Desk Roaster as if like I go with that dumb name, and the only man who sees through your bullshit. I will now tear apart any Superhero aka Spider-Man or those mutant freaks of NYC, celebrities who think thy are that great but just with big egos, politicians who spin more lies and headlines then my Bugle ever does, or just the bad damn traffic and drivers in all these big cities like New York City and Los Angeles and the weird stuff people are into and believe me it exists out there and not pretty the crazy conspiracy nuts who believe in anything like how Elvis might be alive spoiler he died on the toilet in his Graceland mansion in 1977 and believe me I'll expose them all in screaming rant fueled headline roasting. give me one fact you think I eon't touch, and I'll print why its a bullshit lie. and unlike a politicians PR team I will never take bribes. Now tell what you want turned into the next roast or burn headline since I ain't go all day since I have headlines to make about my favorite target the masked menace aka Spider freak or as most call him Spider-Man!