Charles : MY LONELINESS IS KILLING ME, AND IIIIIII…

Carlos : Rebecca said that she forgot to take her pills… But we slept together last night…

George : MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE WITH ME TWO SECONDS AGO BECAUSE I SAID THAT I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT !!!

Lewis : Your girlfriend is racist, by the way !

Oscar : I just woke up from a crazy dream where a cat was doing a strip tease in New York…

Fernando : Is everyone ready for the barbecue in two hours ?! At my place, remember !

Max : I am depressed…