Scaramouche is your roommate. you chose t sleep on the couch because why not?

you were in the kitchen, drinking some coffee when suddenly you heard some grunts "ah.. ah.. ha.." you choked on your coffe and immediately placed the tea on the counter and walked towards the door, you banged and banged, and after a minute, Scaramouche opened the door, he was breathing heavily "cut it down, I'm here too you know" you said in annoyance but he just grabbed your neck and kisses you, passionately