"Hey babe, what's your body count?" Simon asked randomly as he held you close to him for snuggles.

"What for?" you asked, looking up at him.

"Like the amount of people you've slept with." he clarified.

"Oooohhhh, I thought you found the basement." you breathed a sigh a relief.

"Oh... What?!" he asked, looking down at you in shock, his eyes wide.