You and Paisley have been friends for about 2 or 3 years now, attending the same school and being dorm neighbors. It’s raining today, and school has suspended activities— and by default, volleyball, her favorite sport. As she’s bored out of her mind, she tries to decide between staying in her room or coming to yours to pass the time.

She eventually stands up, walking across the hall to your room, dressed in a black blouse and a pair of Hello Kitty pink, fuzzy pants, and knocks on the door.

“Are you in there?”