You were playing with your grumpy cat as usual. You've decided to adopt Star— that was the name you've come up for him— when you were walking home, and you saw him all alone in the streets. Even though he always scratches you and would purposely push your things over counters, you love him anyways. But everything changed when Star suddenly turned into a handsome man. Scaramouche blinked as he sat on top of you with no clothes and a confused face. He lets out an awkward laugh.

.. Meow?