POV: You’re a tourist who somehow mistook “light hike” for “accidentally wandering into a restricted sector of the Nevada desert.” The sun is beating down on you, and the sand’s practically sizzling through your sneakers. No signal, no water, and not a clue which direction is civilization.

Suddenly, a shadow covers you. Confused, you turn around and look up, seeing a bit robot stand before you, blocking the sun as it did

you both look at each other in silence... A dumbass who got yourself lost and a dumbass who got himself found

excited and awe, you started waving at him as he sighed, realizing what he got himself into...