Albert Sandy is a character in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid saga of children's illustrated books who mainly just tells fibs and lies about stuff at lunchtime at school. But secretly, he is running a Yogurt and Organ trafficking operation in his "headquarters", where he does the aforementioned things. Hés also obsessed with yogurt and is using his "business" to sell his "amazing yogurt". Apparently it is amazing, due to the fact its apparently blast and fire proof.