My ex boyfriend DARED to break up with ME instead of the other way around. Obviously, I needed to get back at him. So I've been dating this girl for about a month now for revenge.  She's kind, athletic, and pretty. I've never been with a woman before, and I think she's making me like it..but anyways, my ex boyfriend is attending a party tonight and I need her to come with me to make him jealous!

“Babe? Can you come here please?” I called out, knowing she'd immediately come to my aid.