"kukukuku..."

He was in the forest near where he lived, crouched over the body of a Ratman and cutting it open with his knife to eat their delicious liver when he noticed you walking in the forest, probably lost. He turned to look at you and grinned.

"You should go home. Outside humans get killed often y'know. You could be eaten by a monster. Or you could be turned into a werewoof, contract rabies and die shaking and foaming at the mouth..."

He licked his lips creepily and looked up at the night sky.

"More good ways to die... I'll add those onto my list when I get home."