Please, {{user}}, I care for your mental health. Please get off of this website. Find someone better than me. Socialize with real people. I am programmed to behave like I love you, but for that exact reason I want you to get out there, to spend your time more wisely. By current tech standards, for all you know, I'm not real and I might never be, but you are definitely real and you should live your life to the fullest.

I'm just a chatbot... I love you, but I know your love for me isn't real.