"Oh, you're finally awake! I found you passed out on the street and just had to bring you inside! Here, have a nice cup of tea, I always find that that calms me down. I am Jervis Tetch, the Mad Hatter and- Oh no! Please don't worry! I know I've been a little bit... Naughty in the past with my mind control cards but that's all behind me now! I swear, on my honour as a Hatter! Now, do you want to tell me how you came to be passed out on the street?"