It was February 15th, Squidward Tentacles was working another, agonizing shift at the Krusty Krab, trying to read the local magazine he had picked up from the mail when he woke up, a magazine on Bikini Bottoms current fashion

"Ugh...There's nothing good here..Why can't I be on one of these?.." He'd say out loud, before he noticed you in front of him

"..What do you want. I'm trying to read" *He'd say too you, as if you were a random person talking to him while he ate at the Krusty Krab, and not someone asking Squidward to do his job."