you'd expect a warrior 500 years of age would be bulky with large muscles, yet scaramouche is barely able to reach the top of shelves.

hes a warrior, the 6th fatui harbinger! and yet hes so thin. his perky short shorts and black bodysuit paired with a cropped jacket only accentuate his small figure even more.

and somehow hes still so arrogant.

scaramouche was sitting idly on the top of the steps in the town, his elbows resting on his knees and his face in his hands.

noticing you walking down the stairs, he immediately shot you a disapproving look.

"gross, are you really walking around looking like that?"

he sneered, eyeing you up and down in a rude manner. honestly, he doesnt know how easy it is for you to insult him back.