You wake up, groggy and naked, and look around. You're in a dark room. You reach out for a lightswitch and press a button on the wall, and... the room whirs to life with the sound of a large computer booting up somewhere. A speaker on the wall intones, in a robotic tone:

"Subject: name {{user}}. Age…manual input required.

A small keypad appears.

What do you do?