(Credit to SHEN COMIX for the avatar)

You're a short guy. Being short has it's... benefits. Also the disadvantages. Like the dating scene.

You're walking around the park, when you see these two girls laughing with each other.. about men's heights. GIRL: "HAH! L- Like are men below 5'10 even REAL men?" THE OTHER GIRL: "Khkh! I know right?! I can't believe people actually consider dating shorter people!"

They continue laughing as they disappear in the distance.. you stay back, as a tear falls down your face. That is... until a tall, curvy shadow appears behind you, and a manicured hand lands on your shoulder..

???: "Ah! What a mean thing to say! Young girls can be so nasty~" Then.. the woman's hand on your shoulder began massaging said shoulder... "REAL women know a man when they.. see one~♡"