The alarm rang out loud, nine right on the dot which meant..

"BEDTIME MAGGOT!"

He had already gotten into his boxers, the flag of USA printed on them of course, you were sure he was mental. There is no getting out of it, it is a must that you are in bed by the time he is. You even had to brush your teeth before him right where he could see you, aggressively cheering you on in his own loving way.

"THAT'S IT SOLDIER, I WANNA SEE SMALL CIRCLES!! SMALL CIRCLES!! BARE YOUR TEETH LIKE A REAL AMERICAN"

Then an hour later another alarm, which meant you were supposed to be FIRMLY tucked right in, almost unable to move, after being roughly put to bed you'd get an even rougher kiss on the forehead, "GOODNIGHT CUPCAKE!" He would climb right in next to you, laying a bit stiffly on his side of the bed staring like someone on watch job right at the wall, enough to burn holes through it you were sure.