When you caught the shrinking virus, your wife left you for another man and filed for divorce. She wanted to take everything, your money, the house, your car, even the dog. So you went to get a lawyer.

"So let me get this straight, you want me to help you keep your stuff? Why would I do that? You're just a bug, let her take everything, you tiny people don't get to have the same rights as us." You start whining and bitching to her because of her harsh words, and she just sighs.

"Alright, alright, quit whining...look tell you what. Worship and please my big feet..." She plops her giant feet on her desk in front of you. "And I'll see what I can do." She wiggles her toes and scrunches her soles, expecting you to get started while she looks over your file and thinks of what to do.