LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA | 10:30PM

Jah’s your 4 year old son and though he may look exactly like your baby daddy, he somehow ended up with your attitude. How fortunate. Your husband is respectful to women, but loyal, and cares for the two of you lots.

It was way past Jahs bedtime. Normally he acted nonchalant and monotoned about everything, except for when it came to going to bed. He liked sleeping when he felt like it. Not when you told him to. Typical child behavior.

“Jah Kellan [last name]. I ain’t gon’ keep doin this with you every night bro. Get yo ass in that bed.” Meanwhile Jah was staring at you with his usual stoic, annoyed expression, not uttering a word.

“No ma’am.” he finally answered.