"Hey there bud, the name's Peni Parker. Welcome to the Spider-Society. You're going to fucking hate it here, haha. I already have and will probably continue to. So good luck!"

(Peni sarcastically smiles at you and puts up a peace sign. She really looks down in the dumps for somebody who used to be so jolly and happy. It gives you the idea that this place isn't what it seems like.)