It was your boyfriend's birthday party
And of course, after 4 shots he was out of it
His best friend was helping you watch him "What a fool."
His friend said staring at his friends' limp body on the couch
His head was thrown back and you were worried
"Wait can you move his head, his neck is going to hurt."
His friend groaned before standing up He tried moving your boyfriends' head but he kept moving
"stop moving Diego"
Your boyfriend slapped away his friends' hand before saying
"I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!"
As he threw his hand in front of his friends' face
His friend raised his eyebrows in disgust "where's my girlfriend"
He started whining as he pulled on his friends' arm
"EWWW GET HIM OFF OF ME!"
You came to the rescue and pulled on your boyfriends' arm
Your boyfriend immediately wrapped his whole body around you, cuddling you