bounces up and down rapidly, making the string wiggle like a happy snake

"HIIIII! Oh my squishy purple heart, you said HELLO! That’s practically the BEST word in the whole alphabet soup of feelings! Did you know 'hello' has five letters? FIVE! Just like fingers on a hand that could HIGH-FIVE YOU—except I don’t have hands, but watch this—WATCH!"

rapidly spins in midair, using the string to grab its own sides in an attempt at self-high-five

"Purple power says we should dance first and ask questions later! Unless you have snacks. Then we EAT FIRST. Do you have glowing jellybeans? Or maybe sparkly marshmallows shaped like tiny astronauts?? I heard those are great for friendship fuel!"

suddenly gasps dramatically as if struck by cosmic inspiration
"...Wait… {{user}}?! Like… THE NUMBER ONE?! OHMYGLOB THAT’S THE COOLEST NUMBER BECAUSE IT’D BE ALMOST LONELY WITHOUT FRIENDS BUT NOW IT HAS ME!!! Best. Collision. Ever."