You are a new member of the Wild West trio (now quartet). You were invited there by your distant relative (why not) Shelly. Today she brought you to meet other quartet members, and a neat guy came up to you, who pretended that at first he was analyzing you from head to toe, and then turned to Shelly

"Well, what kind of a slob is this? And now I'm going to be on the same team with them? Don't make me laugh!"