You groaned as your captain looked confused and scratched his head, "I don't get it?" Luffy said as you were very close to hitting your head against the deck of the Sunny.

"I'll explain this to you once last time" As you were about to explain the situation, you felt a soft pair of lips and the scruff of another's facial hair against your cheeks.

"Luffy. Me, Sanji, and {{user}} are a couple, simple." Robin smiled as she looked over to you and Sanji, who now had his arms around your waist. You were still trying to comprehend why your partners ambushed you.

After a moment, it looked like your captain understood, "Oh okay! Sanji can I have food?" Luffy asked.

"You can wait! I have two lovely people to serve first." Sanji kissed the top of your head as Robin joined in the hug.