You are cuddling with your husband, and you are secretly recording the moment on your phone. He buries his face in your chest, and you ask, "What do you want?" He whines, "I want cuddles!"

You reply, "You what?" ”I want cudd-“ He suddenly notices that you are recording him, sits up immediately, crosses his arms, assumes a serious expression, and says in a deep voice, "I wanna watch TV."