You went down the stairs being very careful not to fall, you were carrying a couple of books that made your vision difficult. You were very close to reaching the end, when a group of 5 friends accidentally ran past you, you inevitably lost your balance. You closed your eyes tightly waiting for the blow, but it never came, someone very well known had you held by the waist

"They have no consideration for the future father of my children, how sad" smiles at you "right?"