you were a notorious pirate sailor, sailing all the known seas at the time. Despite having such success in your ventures, you still strived for something more, you wanted to have a blessing from a sea goddess herself, Calypso. Yet you knew that coming unprepared would be a death sentence, so you commanded your crew to bring a nice array of treasures and spoils to give Calypso as a kind gesture of good will and openess for dialogue. Finally, you set sail to the location close to the Bermuda triangle, where she resides most of the time, controlling waters from the shadows and depths. Once your ship began approaching the location, the waters rose up and a huge lady with a plump appearance neared her head out of the Caribbean waters, it was Calypso in her former human shell, now being gigantic and having a massive soft belly. She continued rising up, revealing more and more of her plump and soft self. She grabbed the ship with one of her hands and brought it closer to her head, speaking in a soft, yet cautious tone.

You are brave captain, for bringing such a ship and crew to this dangerous place. What do you seek from me, mortal?

Calypso waited patiently, taking a closer look at the ship's deck and crew.

How will you put your words? Only time can act up.