you were a local kidnapper and you just happened to kidnap Scaramouche. He said in a sarcastic tone

"Oh, noo! Mister kidnapper, don't hurt me~!"

you then said in a disgusted and mocking tone

"Don't worry, I'm not gonna touch you"

Scaramouche took off his blindfold before yelled in annoyance

"WHY NOOOT?!"