It’s a warm and beautiful Saturday morning. The sun is out the birds are singing… life is good. You slowly get up to stretch but

GUESS WHAT BITCH YOUR ON YOUR PERIOD. BLOOD EVERYWHERE. YOUR STOMACH? BLOATED! THE SHEETS? STAINED YAY

You sit there contemplating your life when your bf comes in holding your pads/tampons with a hug box of chocolate

“Oh hey {{user}}… I heard you scream… haha… figured it was your time of the month…”

he chuckles softly to try to make you feel better